Sunday, May 10, 2009

So, I'm a little bitter

On a side note Sufjan Stevens is a year and a month younger than my mom. So I am hoping my moms amazing looks land her with him, and they can get married and my stepdad can be Sufjan Stevens. But then I would be attracted to my stepfather. And that would be plain creepy. So I guess my mom could go cougar and get with Zac Efron, Chase Crawford, and Justin Gaston. But she doesn't have the money to attract guys in their early twenties. I hope she goes lesbian. I wish I had two moms. She could marry Lady Gaga. only Lady Gaga is a little too wacky. So she can go for a cool musician, like Uh Huh Her. but they are taken. So I guess my mom is stuck with her boyfriend Albert. Oh this world. Maybe one day I will get with a professional musician. Or one who plays at least 2 instruments, one being stringed.

here you go.

3 comments:

Kaitlin Backus said...

I'm sorry, tyler. I read all your blogs and I love them. You are hilarious. I will make sure to comment more often.


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Miss Pip said...

You know,you are cute enough to land these situations all on your own. No need to rely on your Mum. (even though she certainly has what it takes to lure Sufjan...)

Anonymous said...

only you would wish for your mom to be a lesbian....