I hate bumper stickers Like this. I went camping with my family, and I had a blast. But the entire weekend I was staring at the RV in front of my tent that read "DANGER*****RETIRED OPINIONATED MARINE ABOARD."
I get it, you think your funny. Your a retired Marine and proud. FINE. But If your someone who considers yourself Opinionated-your an asshole-period. Everyone has opinions, but those who flaunt them, or take pride in them, or must have a custom bumper sticker that warns people driving by that your opinionated, are a little too into themselves.
Why have it on a bumper sticker? A shirt makes sense. But what will he do while driving?
"Get out of my blindspot!" - Mr. Opinionated
"sorry!"-innocent Driver
"Yeah, and for the record Im Pro-LIFE beotch!" -Mr. O.
But camping was seriously a lot of fun.
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"I'm pro-life beotch"
I could not stop laughing.
Excellent post Tyler, really. I hate most bumber stickers. The exceptions are candidate stickers. I don't mind them so much. I don't really know why though.
P.S. My verification word is "Fuzzboc". Isn't that cute?
but if you're automatically an asshole for calling yourself opinionated, couldn't the same be said of people who call themselves open-minded?
Ah ha ha!
My mom get really irritated when she see's bumper stickers that say stuff like; My terrier is smarter than your honor student.
Once, we parked behind this car that had a bumper sticker that said just that and as we were getting out of the car, the terrier that is supposedly smarter than me runs to us from the house near by. As I petted it, I gave it a few simple math equations and the dog just licked me. So from that experience, I learned that bumper stickers can be very misleading.
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