Reasons

The following are reasons why My homework is sub-par after a week long break.

1)My sister busted out the old PlayStation 1. And our comprehensive collection of TOMB RAIDER: Laura Croft video games. I spent HOURS playing a fit women with a British accent, killing hundreds of men in Africa, dogs in Italy, tigers in China, and a woman in London. The graphics suck, the glitches are present, but so is the addiction. My addiction to Tomb Raider.

2)Reason number two. Sean was in town. 'Nough said.

3)Black Friday. I was instructed by an Old Navy employee that hair pulling is not allowed. Nor is running. I made frenemies with an employee, and witnessed some barista-drama-rama. But I had Kimi with me, and she is willing to "handle something."

4)The power went out on Sunday. SO I had to go and do my homework in my Mcdonald's dining area. I got a good amount of work accomplished without the distraction of reason number five:

5)Facebook.

6)Facebook stalking.

7)The reason why Mcdonald's wasn't as productive as possible... Linnea came. Linnea insisted on using my webcam. Linnea talked about her funny life.

So, I hope that Praxia understands why I did not get my homework done as comprehensively as I could have.