I find myself...

I often look back on something I did and remember, I'm occasionally sort of pathetic. You all have witnessed it. I do things like hug Mallery's leg because the movie is too scary. I am easily entertained, admitting to Friday's spent with me and a friend watching Degrassi. All the trashy reality television I spend my weeknights watching. So This childhood game I spent hours playing won't surprise you.

The kids of my neighborhood called it 'gas station'. Naturally, I named it, made it up, and wrote the rules. First, everybody would ride around the col-de-sac on their bikes. One kid would not have a bike. That lucky kid would be the gas station attendant. They would sit in a garage, and the driveway would be the gas station. If you were riding around and the attendant said to you "You want some gas?" you HAD to pull over and get some gas. And the attendant always said "You want some gas?" in a very bad southern accent.

Here is where things start to get more pathetic:

You would hand your bike to the attendant so he could pump your gas. He or She would then hijack your bike and laugh while driving away on your bike. And now, the person who is left standing bike-less is now the gas station attendant.

Here is where things REALLY start to get pathetic:

There is no strategy. There is no way to win. The attendant just chooses to ask you if you want some gas, and you MUST pull over and give him your bike. You know he is going to drive away with it and there is nothing you can do about it.

Now, just to prove how pathetic I am I was laughing the entire time I was writing this post.

Who is up for a game of gas station?

DANGER******highschool Open minded student aboard!

I hate bumper stickers Like this. I went camping with my family, and I had a blast. But the entire weekend I was staring at the RV in front of my tent that read "DANGER*****RETIRED OPINIONATED MARINE ABOARD."

I get it, you think your funny. Your a retired Marine and proud. FINE. But If your someone who considers yourself Opinionated-your an asshole-period. Everyone has opinions, but those who flaunt them, or take pride in them, or must have a custom bumper sticker that warns people driving by that your opinionated, are a little too into themselves.

Why have it on a bumper sticker? A shirt makes sense. But what will he do while driving?

"Get out of my blindspot!" - Mr. Opinionated

"sorry!"-innocent Driver

"Yeah, and for the record Im Pro-LIFE beotch!" -Mr. O.

But camping was seriously a lot of fun.

Spirit week.

So, as many of you know my first period class is leadership. We make posters and plan everything... so yeah, you could say we are the life blood of Kalles. WE all voted on spirit days this year. And you know how original us leadership kids are! SO we came up with Wacky Wednesday (has there ever been a spirit day without wacky Wednesday?), Comfy day Thursday, and school spirit day Friday. School spirit day is because we have a pep assembly (and its reality television themed, so its pretty cool.)

Im kind of upset. COMFY DAY? COMFY DAY? Every kid at our school wears sweat pants and slippers daily. comfy day will be no different. especially if your Miranda Flores and all you wear is white tank tops and Play boy pajama bottoms...

So I got a snuggy and some obnoxious slippers. Im going all out on "Comfy Day"... The snuggies are the things that are big red blankets with sleeves. you know, the ones with the commercials where everyone is lounging on a couch drinking wine by the fire? Yeah. Im wearing that.

Funny thing about the snuggy... Some guy was smoking a cigarette in a snuggy, which caught fire. The guy couldnt get out in time and died. So no smoking near me on Thursday.

You know that comfy day was voted for over Career day, Pirate day, and Farmer day? Yeah. It was.

So I developed my own list future school governments can adopt.

Shakespeare day. Everyone can wear long dresses and the guys can wear those damn sexy tights. the ones that the movie we watched in english class wore. It was Hot Hot Hot. Damn I wish guys dressed like that everyday. Plus it would be uber comfy. So Yeah, Shakespeare day.

Pop star Tuesday! Put on that body suit and grab your Disco Sticks! Its time to strut your stuff and show it all. SEX SELLS.


Naked day! there are just those people you want to see naked. I advise that students must be approved before stripping. No one wants to see the not so hot hotties strip down.


Musical day!
With me and my friends, we always bust out in song. So why not have a day where the world can join in?

thats all I got. See you thursday with my snuggy and slippers in tow!