DANGER******highschool Open minded student aboard!

I hate bumper stickers Like this. I went camping with my family, and I had a blast. But the entire weekend I was staring at the RV in front of my tent that read "DANGER*****RETIRED OPINIONATED MARINE ABOARD."

I get it, you think your funny. Your a retired Marine and proud. FINE. But If your someone who considers yourself Opinionated-your an asshole-period. Everyone has opinions, but those who flaunt them, or take pride in them, or must have a custom bumper sticker that warns people driving by that your opinionated, are a little too into themselves.

Why have it on a bumper sticker? A shirt makes sense. But what will he do while driving?

"Get out of my blindspot!" - Mr. Opinionated

"sorry!"-innocent Driver

"Yeah, and for the record Im Pro-LIFE beotch!" -Mr. O.

But camping was seriously a lot of fun.

Spirit week.

So, as many of you know my first period class is leadership. We make posters and plan everything... so yeah, you could say we are the life blood of Kalles. WE all voted on spirit days this year. And you know how original us leadership kids are! SO we came up with Wacky Wednesday (has there ever been a spirit day without wacky Wednesday?), Comfy day Thursday, and school spirit day Friday. School spirit day is because we have a pep assembly (and its reality television themed, so its pretty cool.)

Im kind of upset. COMFY DAY? COMFY DAY? Every kid at our school wears sweat pants and slippers daily. comfy day will be no different. especially if your Miranda Flores and all you wear is white tank tops and Play boy pajama bottoms...

So I got a snuggy and some obnoxious slippers. Im going all out on "Comfy Day"... The snuggies are the things that are big red blankets with sleeves. you know, the ones with the commercials where everyone is lounging on a couch drinking wine by the fire? Yeah. Im wearing that.

Funny thing about the snuggy... Some guy was smoking a cigarette in a snuggy, which caught fire. The guy couldnt get out in time and died. So no smoking near me on Thursday.

You know that comfy day was voted for over Career day, Pirate day, and Farmer day? Yeah. It was.

So I developed my own list future school governments can adopt.

Shakespeare day. Everyone can wear long dresses and the guys can wear those damn sexy tights. the ones that the movie we watched in english class wore. It was Hot Hot Hot. Damn I wish guys dressed like that everyday. Plus it would be uber comfy. So Yeah, Shakespeare day.

Pop star Tuesday! Put on that body suit and grab your Disco Sticks! Its time to strut your stuff and show it all. SEX SELLS.


Naked day! there are just those people you want to see naked. I advise that students must be approved before stripping. No one wants to see the not so hot hotties strip down.


Musical day!
With me and my friends, we always bust out in song. So why not have a day where the world can join in?

thats all I got. See you thursday with my snuggy and slippers in tow!

So, I'm a little bitter

On a side note Sufjan Stevens is a year and a month younger than my mom. So I am hoping my moms amazing looks land her with him, and they can get married and my stepdad can be Sufjan Stevens. But then I would be attracted to my stepfather. And that would be plain creepy. So I guess my mom could go cougar and get with Zac Efron, Chase Crawford, and Justin Gaston. But she doesn't have the money to attract guys in their early twenties. I hope she goes lesbian. I wish I had two moms. She could marry Lady Gaga. only Lady Gaga is a little too wacky. So she can go for a cool musician, like Uh Huh Her. but they are taken. So I guess my mom is stuck with her boyfriend Albert. Oh this world. Maybe one day I will get with a professional musician. Or one who plays at least 2 instruments, one being stringed.

here you go.