Going through My drive-thru

What would make my drive-thru work life so much easier:

1) A 60 miles-per-hour sign. People are too slow!

2) No dogs. Especially ones that leap for my hand each time I interact with the drive-thru guest. Little ones, big ones, ones that I didn't know could be so big and fit in such a small car, and the one cat I saw.

3) No music, please. I am talking to you creepy 60 year old in your cool nissan listening to Euro Trance/house/remix shit.

4) I encourage the listening of Nicki Minaj middle-aged soccer moms. Please continue.

5) Don't crack jokes. The courtesy laugh is getting hard to do every time I hear you order a "McGangBanger."

Reasons

The following are reasons why My homework is sub-par after a week long break.

1)My sister busted out the old PlayStation 1. And our comprehensive collection of TOMB RAIDER: Laura Croft video games. I spent HOURS playing a fit women with a British accent, killing hundreds of men in Africa, dogs in Italy, tigers in China, and a woman in London. The graphics suck, the glitches are present, but so is the addiction. My addiction to Tomb Raider.

2)Reason number two. Sean was in town. 'Nough said.

3)Black Friday. I was instructed by an Old Navy employee that hair pulling is not allowed. Nor is running. I made frenemies with an employee, and witnessed some barista-drama-rama. But I had Kimi with me, and she is willing to "handle something."

4)The power went out on Sunday. SO I had to go and do my homework in my Mcdonald's dining area. I got a good amount of work accomplished without the distraction of reason number five:

5)Facebook.

6)Facebook stalking.

7)The reason why Mcdonald's wasn't as productive as possible... Linnea came. Linnea insisted on using my webcam. Linnea talked about her funny life.

So, I hope that Praxia understands why I did not get my homework done as comprehensively as I could have.

Here is something I need some thoughts on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXl4JyBC8P4

Uh oh

I promised a blog. But I am much too tired to write. I have a draft saved. I'll write it eventually.

Im sorry :( SOON THOUGH!

I love you. :)

School feels a little off.

My backpack is too heavy. I'm hanging out with friends on school nights. I am not sleeping. The school day is too long. I am forgetting how to do things. School hasn't come yet to my mind. I was too used to summer. The best summer of my life. The summer of my life. Its only been two school days, but feels like so much more. And it all just feels so off. I'm hoping by the end of this month I will be back on my routine...

So

The Westboro Baptist church, the people with the "God Hates Fags" signs have now added lady gaga to their list of sinners that god hates.

take a listen, please

http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/comments/god_hates_lady_gaga_the_song/

and if you dont feel like listening to the churches anti-gaga pop song here is the music video with lyrics.

Its bizaar...

Good thing to know God still loves my Beyonce.

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I am sorry

about my last post. It was rude, judgemental, and offensive. I don't feel an absolute and Im sorry to all my Puyallup friends who I do love, and do adore.