What would make my drive-thru work life so much easier:
1) A 60 miles-per-hour sign. People are too slow!
2) No dogs. Especially ones that leap for my hand each time I interact with the drive-thru guest. Little ones, big ones, ones that I didn't know could be so big and fit in such a small car, and the one cat I saw.
3) No music, please. I am talking to you creepy 60 year old in your cool nissan listening to Euro Trance/house/remix shit.
4) I encourage the listening of Nicki Minaj middle-aged soccer moms. Please continue.
5) Don't crack jokes. The courtesy laugh is getting hard to do every time I hear you order a "McGangBanger."
